What happened to the Onion? That bastion of procrastination, that beacon of silliness, that reliable razor on which ridiculous happenings in this nation go to be skewered… All gone. Why? Because they started posting right-wing nut job racist editorials.

I don’t get it. They had me coming back week after week, ever since Matt told me about this totally tubular satirical newpaper he got in Chicago.. and now I’m never going back. Seriously (probably). And this is despite the fact that they pulled one of the greatest pranks of all time, when the Beijing Evening News published a fake article from them about Congress moving to Memphis.

Now all I’m left with is overheard in new york…